Kentucky Wins! zip em up wins!

The 10th annual family pool has come to an end. zip em up is the 2012 champion! Congratulations, Shelbi. Good job. Look for the trophy next month.

kgraves (2-time champion) finished in 2nd for the second year in a row. Good effort once again.

Alice The Great, you almost had this. Kansas let you down. Better luck next year.

The Duge Master hovered around the top for the entire tournament. Congratulations on your top 4 finish!

ill21will, my man…congrats on 5th place this year. I have always considered you to be a joke. I’ve even thought about charging you an entry fee as a way to discourage you from participating. My bad… This year you showed us you have a little something something left in the tank. Look forward to seeing you next year.

Eazy E, Morganbee, UNC#32, Sassy S, and MommaGraves72 round out the top 10. Congrats to all! Especially you, MommaGraves72. You’ve never finished this high. You’re probably suffering from altitude sickness right about now. If you feel dizzy, SIT DOWN…and put your feet up. You’ll be ok.

One of the shockers this year includes yours truly…The Commissioner!, finishing in 19th place. Oh well, it happens. I’ll be back next year! I’m coming for you kgraves (aka Smack Talker Extraordinaire) !!!!

Jimmy Graves Jr., the star athlete of the family, had a horrible showing in his first tournament. Just horrible... I guess you realize (now) that this ain’t no joke. You need to step back and re-group. If you’re man enough to compete next year, you gotta come correct!

Holla At Ya Boy! 1. Hummmmmmm…. To be honest, I can’t “holla” that loud. You’re so far back, we all need megaphones to “holla” at you. I hope none of your readers and followers get wind of this. Twenty-fourth place out of 26 participants. Really? Sad…and pathetic. Check yourself. You need to completely revamp your game before next year. Actually, we may have to put you on the bench for a season. Maybe you can join us for the 2014 tournament. Let me think about it and get back to you.

Last but not least…well, actually, last and least…The Guinea Pig Twins. You two are officially suspended from play. Unless I receive an official letter of apology for your performance this year, you are out! Perhaps I can use an assistant or two in the commissioner’s office. Would you be interested in that? At some point, you’ll have to realize you need to find something else to do with your lives. I’m willing to help you. Call me.

The Commissioner!

Final results below:


1 zip em up
2 kgraves766 1
3 Alice The Great
4 The DUGE master 1
5 ill21will 1
6 Eazy E
7 Morganbee
8 UNC#32
9 Sassy S
10 MommaGraves72 1
11 BIG TEX
11 Cam Jae
13 manuel_larue 1
14 Jimmy Graves Sr 1
14 Jodi
14 Corbin Jake Jake
17 Kdadams
18 Jerome "Bone"
19 drjohngraves 1
20 Carl
21 Jimmy Graves Jr.
22 KeenanDaGreat 1
23 starrmitchell 1
24 Holla At Ya Boy 1
25 Jordan (Guinea Pig Twin 1)
26 jernie (Guinea Pig Twin 2)